Tax-man...

From Daniel:

I like taxes.
Taxes are sweet.
They pay for free lunches,
they sweep the streets.

I like taxes.
Taxes are swell,
They pay for my sister's kids,
They pay to keep her husband in jail.

I like taxes,
Taxes are neat,
Carbon credits & global warming,
Turn up the hot air to keep down the heat.

"Get your money for nothing, get your chicks for free..." Were they talking about politicians? No, probably not... those lyrics would be more like:

"Get your money for nothing, get your underage congressional pages for free..."